(2009-02-20 10:29:35):
What about just standing in faked awe over the burn and say something like, "gee, you must be really flameable to be burned by popcorn.... I saw that once on an X- Files show. Hey, you wouldn't be an alien, would you?"

Crappy Artist (2009-02-20 17:21:18):
That would be fantastic!

There are some regulars that I could actually get away with doing that!

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