  |
Unholy Stink February 29, 2008 |
  |
There are way too many people in the area that stink.
I'm not a big fan of farms, or the way they stink. But I much prefer them to the way some people stink. . . Some people. . . Are just rancid. And gross. And it's so much worse than "fanboy funk", we're talking eye watering, breath stealing, nastiness. Sometimes I cringe when I see certain regulars of the store walk in the door. . . Because I know that they are going to make me cry with stinkiness! It's just that bad! Luckily, I have a highly odiferous hand sanitizer. I don't use it for sanitizing purposes, I use it to ward off the stink!! I just put a big glob on my hands, and then wave them around in front of me to spread the smell of the sanitizer. It works remarkably well.
And yes, some of them look like they are growing mold on their faces, too. . . It's just this greenish brown crap on the skin. And most of people (the females, too) have fingernails that would make a dermatologist cringe. . . Some of said nails have even fallen off because of the amount of bacteria under them. . .
*shivers*
I need to go now. . .
Laters.
|
|
|
|