Gummy Bear Implants January 20, 2006

Oh dear. People give things the weirdest nicknames these days!

If you go Google "gummy bear implants" you will, in fact, find them.

From Gummy Bear Implants as explained by Dr Philip Miller (I guess, it's on his website):

Gummy bear implants, technically known as cohesive gel implants, are a fairly new type of implant with an inner substance similar in quality to a gummy bear. They were designed like this to decrease wrinkling. Further, they are said to maintain their shape and integrity if leakage or rupture occurs.

Silly, huh? I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't want boobs that felt like giant gummies. . . And here I thought the world couldn't get much more weird. . . I should have known better. This is the reason I have a webcomic. To make fun of all the stupid people out there. I feel that I should never run out of ideas so long as there are websites like Fark, and 2spare.com.

I saw this on 2spare. . . An interesting place. . . I don't like the ads though. I really don't want to see the desperate women in my area half nekkid. . . Oh well, take the bad with the funny I guess.

Laters!